Also, expect lots of bear puns in these titles.

Welcome to The Unlikely Ursus, a new blog chronicling the (non)intellectual musings of an inconsequential know-nothing nerd and aspiring writer bear/cub fetishist. This is not a space for me to be secretive; I engage in enough subterfuge in my daily life, so . That said, I'd like to communicate as much as I am able about myself through as many different channels of writing as possible: flash fiction, poetry, humor, and even the occasional rant, essential as it is to the act of blogging. I hope to be evocative, so don't be surprised if you leave this space surrounded by a lingering smell of leather or an inexplicable urge to play Tetris. I probably did that to you.

Expect everything, but especially hair. There will be hair...